WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 27th, 2026

Here’s The Story….. 
During the banquet celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to
give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.
“Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with
your wife?” an anonymous voice yelled from the back of the room.

Tom responded, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches
you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, forgiveness — and a great many
other qualities you wouldn’t need if you had stayed single.” 😮😮

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
 
 “This weekend, we all moved our clocks ahead by one hour. In other words,
that’s our show, goodnight everybody!” -Conan O’Brien

“Everyone is talking about the big snowstorm expected to hit New York. In fact,
some are saying we could experience a whiteout. Things will even out on St. Patrick’s Day
when we all experience a blackout.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Taco Bell has announced that it is creating a hybrid of its Quesalupas and Doritos
Locos Tacos, called the Doritos Quesalupa Crunch. Of course, if you can say that,
you’re probably not drunk enough to eat it. -Seth Meyers 

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
For the first few months of her co-op job for the state of Georgia, my sister
had nothing to do, so she surfed the Web or did crossword puzzles.
One day she expressed her boredom to a co-worker.
“I know,” she complained. “Everyone thinks state workers have it easy.
But there’s only so much you can pretend you’re doing.” 
 
 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Following a night of adventure and drinking, two friends wake up hungover with no recollection of the evening. They discover that their vehicle is missing, and in it, the anniversary gifts for their twin girlfriends. Retracing their steps, they meet all sorts of zany characters, and in a twist you wouldn’t expect if you didn’t know the film, two sets of aliens; one group bent on destroying the universe, and one on saving it. Fortunately for the title, they do eventually find their car (and save the universe).

Answer: Captain Stu’s Space-O-Rama – Ashton Kutcher (2000) The correct answer was Dude, Where’s My Car?
  
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!  
In a futuristic wasteland of a now “Cursed Earth”, people have gathered in overpopulated safe zones called “Mega-Cities”. These safe zones may keep them safe from the Cursed Earth’s deadly air, but crime runs rampant, and they have put in places Judges to act as law enforcement. Despite dwindling Judge numbers and higher crime rates, a fellow Judge presumed to be executed by Dredd’s order returns and disguises himself as Dredd to incriminate him with murder. Now, Judge Dredd must stop his once fellow Judge and best friend, Rico, from killing even more Judges, all the while escaping arrest and trying to clear his own name.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
 After buying a new oven, Gerald sold his old one to a stranger. Although the stranger offered to pay cash, Gerald, nonetheless, had a very good reason for insisting that the transaction take place at a bank. Rather than be offended, the stranger clearly understood the reason for this unusual request. Why did Gerald make this demand?

Answer:  Gerald is blind and fears he would be shortchanged by the purchaser.
The bank teller would ensure the proper amount is paid.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Homer had suffered a bizarre accident that affected his eyesight. The doctor said it would be temporary, but for the next 4 weeks, he had to adjust how he did some things. The accident had affected his focal length. He was only able to focus on objects that were 6 or more feet away from him, anything closer than 6 feet was just a blur.

Homer was used to shaving up close in front of his bathroom mirror. Now after the accident, how close could Homer get to the mirror to see his face clearly enough to shave?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hTE LINKS:
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