WELCOME to MONDAY MARCH 16th, 2026
Here’s The Story…..
One day the mother was out and the dad was in charge of his 3 year old daughter,
who had a little ‘tea set’ as a gift. It was one of her favorite
toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she
brought him a little cup of ‘tea’, which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, Mom came
home. Dad made her sit quietly in another room, so mom could watch her bring
dad the cup of tea, because she was so cute. Mom waited, and sure enough,
she came walking down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy.
Mom watched Dad drink from the tea cup.
Then she says, (as only a mother would know)
“Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?”😮😮😬
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY` people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Puns for All Occasions…..
1/1: Cannibals’ favorite game? Swallow the leader.
1/2: If you steal a Tesla, is it now called an Edison?
1/3: What’s in Dickens’ spice rack? The best of thymes.
1/4: I took the chairlift. It’s all downhill from here.
1/5: I will stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.
1/6: I will read more. Just added subtitles to my TV.
1/7: I will get in shape. Probably round, maybe pear.
1/8: Misbehaving kayakers just need a good paddling.
1/7: I dated a baker. Brought her flours every Friday.
1/8: Perfection = me on this job application.
1/9: Uhaul driver arrested. Cops busted a move.
1/10: Where’d the pirate get his hook? A 2nd hand store.
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A blonde and a brunette are sitting at a bar watching the 7:00 news.
The news is showing a report about a man on a ledge of a tall building
threatening to jump off. The brunette says to the blonde,
“I’ll bet you ten bucks that he jumps.”
The blonde takes the bet, and sure enough,
moments later the unfortunate man jumps off the ledge.
The blonde gets out her purse and hands a ten-dollar bill to the brunette.
The brunette says, “I can’t take your money. I saw this story on the six o’clock news;
I knew he was going to jump.” The blonde replies, “I saw the story on the six o’clock
news, too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again!” 😮😮😬😎
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Which drama released in 1997 stars Matt Damon as a troubled math prodigy whose therapist helps him confront his past?
Answer: The correct answer was Good Will Hunting! ‘Good Will Hunting’ came out in 1997 and left everyone wondering who the heck Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were. Personally, I’m still not sure, but I’ve heard J-Lo is involved. Damon plays Will Hunting, an underachieving janitor at MIT who can casually solve fiendish math problems but can’t fix himself. Enter Sean Maguire, a therapist with his own dings and dents, played by Robin Williams in one of his best performances, who teaches that there’s no human problem that can’t be solved by repeatedly telling someone that their problems aren’t their fault. Or something. Maybe I took the wrong message away from the movie.
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!
This 1993 thriller centers on a man wrongly accused of killing his wife. Which film stars Harrison Ford as
a doctor who escapes from custody to track down the real one-armed culprit?
Friday’s Quizzler is….
For her 60th birthday, Rosie’s five children were planning a grand surprise party in her honor. This was not easy for any of her children since each of them lived in a different city in northern California, so to make it easier for themselves, they each had a different responsibility. Each person was put in charge of a different aspect of the party planning, including arranging for the gift the group had selected — a mother’s ring set with the birthstones of all five siblings (no two siblings have the same birthstone). From the information provided, determine the city in which each person lives and the aspect of the party (including the music) he or she was in charge of planning, as well as the birthstone of each of Rosie’s children.
Person: Herbert, Irene, Kurt, Marie, Wendell
City: Crescent City, Quincy, Red Bluff, Sacramento, San Francisco
Aspect: Caterer, Gift, Hall, Invitations, Music
Birthstone: Amethyst, Aquamarine, Emerald, Peridot, Sapphire
- Exactly four of Rosie’s children — the Sacramento resident, the one with the peridot birthstone, the one in charge of hiring a caterer, and the one whose birthstone is emerald — are married.
- Three siblings who brought their spouses to the party are the resident of Quincy, the one who lives in Red Bluff, and Irene.
- Marie’s birthstone isn’t the sapphire.
- Neither the Sacramento resident (whose birthstone isn’t sapphire) nor Kurt (who was in charge of the gift) is the one whose birthstone is aquamarine (who is neither the resident of Crescent City nor the person who had the invitations printed).
- The San Francisco resident (who isn’t Wendell) isn’t the sibling who reserved a hall for the party.
- Neither Marie (who lives in Crescent City, and was not in charge of the invitations) nor the Quincy resident (whose birthstone isn’t aquamarine) is the one with the peridot birthstone.
Answer: Herbert lives in San Francisco, was in charge of the music, and his birthstone is the aquamarine.
Irene lives in Sacramento, was in charge of the invitations, and her birthstone is the amethyst.
Kurt lives in Red Bluff, was in charge of the gift, and his birthstone is the peridot.
Marie lives in Crescent City, was in charge of getting the hall, and her birthstone is the emerald.
Wendell lives in Quincy, was in charge of getting the caterer, and his birthstone is the sapphire.
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
There is a reason why men’s clothes have buttons on the right while women have buttons on the left. What is it?
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