WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 25th, 2026

Mistranslations We Love…..
Eastern Europe
Hotel, Yugoslavia: The flattening of underwear with
pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers,
artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

Hotel catering to skiers, Austria: Not to perambulate the corridors in the
hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

Taken from a menu in Poland: Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with
cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose;
beef rashers beaten in the country people’s fashion.

From the Soviet Weekly: Here will be a Moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 Soviet
Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.

On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit
to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia: Take one of our horse-driven city tours.
We guarantee no miscarriages.

Australia & New Zealand (Say, don’t they speak English there?)
On a poster in Sydney: Are you an adult that cannot read?
If so, we can help.

In a New Zealand restaurant: Open seven days a
week, and weekends too.

On a highway sign in Australia: Take notice: when this sign
is under water, this road is impassable. 😮

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

PUNAGRAPHY……
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell into an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blown-part.
You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
A calendar’s days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
To err is human, to moo bovine.
Energizer Bunny arrested—charged with battery.
If life gives you llamas, make llamanade.
Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very satisfying thing to waste.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which 1994 prison drama, adapted by Frank Darabont from a Stephen King novella, centers on Andy Dufresne, who is serving a lifetime sentence for killing his wife and her lover?

Answer: The correct answer was The Shawshank Redemption! Frank Darabont wrote and directed “The Shawshank Redemption”, which was released in 1994. It’s adapted from Stephen King’s novella “Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption”, which was published in the “Different Seasons” collection. Tim Robbins plays Andy Dufresne, a banker sentenced to life for the murders of his wife and her lover, while Morgan Freeman narrates as Ellis “Red” Redding. The film was nominated for several Academy Awards, and it went on to become one of the most beloved modern American films, despite a slow start at the box office.
 
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which 1997 sci-fi comedy stars Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones as secret agents policing extra-terrestrial activity on Earth?

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
There was a man climbing a ladder to somebody’s house, to the nearest window. He broke into the house and took what was most precious to the family. He climbed down, and the police were there waiting for him. He returned what he took to the police, and the police let him walk away. Why?
 
Answer:  The man was a fire fighter.
 

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
What do these three objects have in common?
Corn
Weasel
Balloon

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com:
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