WELCOME to THURSDAY MARCH 26th, 2026

Books that Should be Written (and who should write them)
For several years now, we have been collecting the titles of books we would love to read but are missing from the bookstores and library shelves. We have carefully paired up titles that we would like to read with the authors we think should write them. Read through them and see if you agree with us.
101 Uses for Baking Soda by Armand Hammer •
Unusual Foods from Exotic Places by Lil Wormser-Goode
A History of Jazz by Bertha D. Blues
Ageing Gracefully by Noah Zarque
All Lawyers are Crooked by Ida Claire
All my Dreams Came True by Jason Ranebose
Always Bring an Umbrella by Justin Case
Animal Diseases by Ann Thracks
Avoiding High Construction Costs by Bill Jerome Holmes
Basic Yoga by Eileen and Ben Dover
Car Repair by Miss Anna Lisa Carr
Caulking Made Easy by Phil deCrevis
Cloning for Dummies by Ima Dubble
Coffees of the World by Jason Sanborn
Collecting Antiques by Tiffany Lampe
Conservative Thought by Eileen Wright
Dealing with Mental Illness by Lucinda Head
Depressing Jobs by Paul Bearer
Developing a Healthy Attitude toward Life by Kaye Syrah-Cera
Early American Furniture by Chester Drorz
Fall Flowers by Chris Anthemum  
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

PUNAGRAPHY……
No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A sign at a drug rehab centre read ‘Keep off the Grass.’
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. His grandmother telephoned
to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
A backward poet writes inverse.
When cannibals ate the missionary they got a taste of religion.
In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
Don’t join dangerous cults. Practice safe sects!
 
 
 
 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which 1997 sci-fi comedy stars Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones as secret agents policing extra-terrestrial activity on Earth? 

Answer: The correct answer was Men in Black! Men in Black was released in 1997 and directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, adapting a lesser-known comic book by Lowell Cunningham into a fun summer blockbuster. Will Smith plays James Edwards, a sharp New York City cop recruited into a top-secret agency that monitors alien life quietly living amongst us hapless humans. Newly christened Agent J, Edwards’s partner is Agent K, portrayed by Tommy Lee Jones, a deadpan aging veteran whose stone-faced delivery provides the perfect balance to Smith’s more… excitable character.

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
What 1991 psychological thriller and 1992 best picture features FBI trainee Clarice Starling seeking help from imprisoned serial killer to help catch another murderer?

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
 What do these three objects have in common?
Corn
Weasel
Balloon

Answer: They all pop
 

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Emperor Akbar once ruled over India. He was a wise and intelligent ruler, and he had in his court the Nine Gems, his nine advisors, who were each known for a particular skill. One of these Gems was Birbal, known for his wit and wisdom. The story below is one of the examples of his wit. Do you have it in you to find out the answer?

Once Emperor Akbar ordered a horse to be delivered to Birbal so that he could easily move about the kingdom.

The stable-keeper however, was extremely jealous of Birbal, and decided to deliver a sick and weak horse to him. The horse was delivered to Birbal’s stable. The next morning, when Birbal went to proudly leave his house on a horse, he found the horse was dead. Looking at the weak and frail horse, he understood what must have happened. However he could not insult the Emperor or his gift, so he kept silent.

Unfortunately for him, the Emperor observed him entering the palace grounds on foot and, when he entered the court, the Emperor immediately questioned him about the horse.

What was Birbal’s diplomatic and accurate reply?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com:
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