WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 2nd, 2026

Medical Dictionary……
Artery, n. The study of paintings.
Bacteria, n. The back door of a cafeteria.
Barium, n. What doctors recommend when their patients die.
Benign, adj. What you be after you be eight.
Caesarean section, np. High-rent area in Rome.
Cat scan, np. A search for kitty.
Cauterize, v. Made eye contact with her.
Colic, n. A breed of sheep dog.
Coma, n. A punctuation mark of consciousness.
Dilate, v. To live a long life.
Disaster, vp. What happened to the lady who backed into a propellor
Fibula, n. A small lie.
Impotent, adj. Distinguished, well known.
Labor pain, np. The result of a work injury.
Medical Staff, np. A doctor’s walking cane.
Morbid, adj. A higher offer.
Nitrates, npl. A price cheaper than day rates.
Node, v. Past tense of knew.
Outpatient, n. A person who has fainted.
Pelvis, n. Elvis’s second cousin.
Postoperative, n. A mailman or letter carrier.
Recovery room, np. Place to do upholstery.
Rectum, v. Nearly killed him.
Secretion, n. A hiding place.
Seizure, n. An alcoholic Roman emperor.
Tablet, n. A small table.
Terminal illness, np. Airport sickness.
Tumor, n. One more than one more.
Urine, vp. Where you are when you aren’t out.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

PUNAGRPHY…….
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Adolescence—when a lad forsakes his bosom buddy for a bosomed buddy.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
What low-budget indie comedy by Kevin Smith was released in 1994 and is set in a convenience store,
chronicling a single day in the lives of Dante and Randal?

Answer: The correct answer was Clerks! “Clerks” was written and directed by Kevin Smith, who famously financed the film by maxing out credit cards and selling parts of his comic book collection. Shot in black and white at the convenience store where Smith actually worked, the movie follows Dante Hicks and his best friend Randal Graves as they drift through a day of customers, arguments, and profoundly unnecessary debates. The plot is deliberately thin, focusing instead on conversations about relationships, pop culture, and the general unfairness of being stuck at work when you are not even supposed to be there that day.
 
 
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which 1998 romantic comedy set in the mid-1980s stars Adam Sandler as an entertainer trying to recover from heartbreak?

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
I’m in a zoo
But not in a jungle
I rarely come in pairs
But I’m in every puzzle

Some think I’m in a xylophone
But, I most certainly am not
You don’t see me with a loan
But very strangely in a zealot

I’m in the magical prison of Azkaban
Well, can’t you see?
I’m in the buzz of a fan
But, my oh my what could I be?

Answer:  The letter “Z”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Decipher the following rebus:

GOT
GOT
GOT
GOT
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES
HEROES

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