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Books that Should be Written (and who should write them) Part 2
Leo Tolstoy by Warren Peace
Lewis Carroll by Alison Wonderland
Lingerie Men Find Attractive by Lucy Lastic
Look Younger by Fay Slift
Mexican Cuisine by Burney Butz
Michigan’s Upper Peninsula by Sue St. Marie
Modern Accounting by Cooke, Books, and Hyde
Mountain Climbing by Andover Hand
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player
My Life with Igor by Frank N. Stein
Neither a Borrower by Nora Linda Bee
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty Oh
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes
Predicting your Future by Horace Cope
Protect your Rights by Susan Liddy-Gates
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont
Running a Successful Dairy by Milka Macau
Russian Fleas by Ivan Éllovanich
Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Knightly
Secrets of Handel’s Messiah by Ollie Luiah
Secrets of Spelling by Rita Book
See it Coming by Willie Duck
Surviving a Bear Attack by Claude Butz & McCann Hertz
Tanning by Sunny Day
Take this Job and Shove it by Gladys Friday
The Art of Discretion by Anonymous
The Art of Negotiation by Breton Woods
The Delights of Cognac by Brandy Wein •
The French Chef by Sue Flay
The Future of Robotics by Cy Borg and Anne Droide
The Happy Cyclist by Harley Davidson
The Healthy Prostate by I. P. Daley
The L. A. Lakers Breakfast by Kareem O’Wheat
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
The One that Got Away by Mr. Chance
The Population of France by Francis Crowded
The Epistles of Paul by Frank and Ernest Letterman
The Garden of Eatin’ by Adam N. Eave •
The Postman’s Revenge by Fowler Fairweather
The Scent of a Man by Jim Nasium
The South Before the War by Ann T. Bellam
The Tiger’s Revenge by Claude Butz
Thirty Terms in Congress by Jerry Mander
Too Many Bills? by Jes Burnham
Transportation in China by Rick Shaw
The Best City in Mexico by Vera Cruise
Turkish Cuisine by Sue Vlaki
Turn on Your Spellcheker! by Aaron Spelling •
Understanding Fashion by Maude Lynn Dresser
Understanding Tree Disease by C. Y. Elms-Dye
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
Way Out West by Eugene Oregon
Weight-Lifting by Manley Guy
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
What’s Wrong with your Car? by M. T. Tank
Where Have All the Animals Gone? by Darin Debarne
Whistle-Blower by Anita Job
Why Cleanliness is Important by Anita Bath, illustrated by Ivan Odor
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
William Shakespeare by A. von Bourne-Reiter
Women in Trouble by May Day
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
PUNAGRAPHY……..
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall.
Police were called to a day care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.
Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Which romantic sports drama released in 1996 and featuring Tom Cruise, Cuba Gooding, Jr., and
Renée Zellweger, follows a flashy football agent who finds love while showing his client the money?
Answer: The correct answer was Jerry Maguire! Who knew you could make a film about football contracts and still make audiences all misty-eyed? Cameron Crowe, that’s who. He wrote and directed “Jerry Maguire” released in 1996, which blended sports, romance, and character growth into one quite quotable package. Tom Cruise stars as the title character, a high-powered sports agent who experiences a moral epiphany and promptly loses almost everything that made his career successful. What remains is one loyal client, wide receiver Rod Tidwell, played memorably by Cuba Gooding Jr., and a growing relationship with single mother Dorothy Boyd, played by Renee Zellweger.
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
Which 1994 prison drama, adapted by Frank Darabont from a Stephen King novella, centers
on Andy Dufresne, who is serving a lifetime sentence for killing his wife and her lover?
Monday’s Quizzler is….
For her 60th birthday, Rosie’s five children were planning a grand surprise party in her honor. This was not easy for any of her children since each of them lived in a different city in northern California, so to make it easier for themselves, they each had a different responsibility. Each person was put in charge of a different aspect of the party planning, including arranging for the gift the group had selected — a mother’s ring set with the birthstones of all five siblings (no two siblings have the same birthstone). From the information provided, determine the city in which each person lives and the aspect of the party (including the music) he or she was in charge of planning, as well as the birthstone of each of Rosie’s children.
Person: Herbert, Irene, Kurt, Marie, Wendell
City: Crescent City, Quincy, Red Bluff, Sacramento, San Francisco
Aspect: Caterer, Gift, Hall, Invitations, Music
Birthstone: Amethyst, Aquamarine, Emerald, Peridot, Sapphire
- Exactly four of Rosie’s children — the Sacramento resident, the one with the peridot birthstone,
the one in charge of hiring a caterer, and the one whose birthstone is emerald — are married. - Three siblings who brought their spouses to the party are the resident of Quincy,
the one who lives in Red Bluff, and Irene. - Marie’s birthstone isn’t the sapphire.
- Neither the Sacramento resident (whose birthstone isn’t sapphire) nor Kurt (who was in charge of the gift)
is the one whose birthstone is aquamarine (who is neither the resident of Crescent City nor the person who had the invitations printed). - The San Francisco resident (who isn’t Wendell) isn’t the sibling who reserved a hall for the party.
- Neither Marie (who lives in Crescent City, and was not in charge of the invitations) nor the Quincy resident
(whose birthstone isn’t aquamarine) is the one with the peridot birthstone.
Answer: Herbert lives in San Francisco, was in charge of the music, and his birthstone is the aquamarine.
Irene lives in Sacramento, was in charge of the invitations, and her birthstone is the amethyst.
Kurt lives in Red Bluff, was in charge of the gift, and his birthstone is the peridot.
Marie lives in Crescent City, was in charge of getting the hall, and her birthstone is the emerald.
Wendell lives in Quincy, was in charge of getting the caterer, and his birthstone is the sapphire.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
There is a reason why men’s clothes have buttons on the right while women have buttons on the left. What is it?
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