WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 8th, 2026

Here’s The Story……. 
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an
impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail
and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him what? (Oh, man this
is so bad, it’s good.) A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. 😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

PUNAGRAPHY……..
A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
Practice safe eating—always use condiments.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
He used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
He often broke into a song because he couldn’t find the key.
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. ‘Taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which 1994 prison drama, adapted by Frank Darabont from a Stephen King novella, centers
on Andy Dufresne, who is serving a lifetime sentence for killing his wife and her lover?

Answer:   The Shawshank Redemption! Frank Darabont wrote and directed “The Shawshank Redemption”, which was released in 1994. It’s adapted from Stephen King’s novella “Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption”, which was published in the “Different Seasons” collection. Tim Robbins plays Andy Dufresne, a banker sentenced to life for the murders of his wife and her lover, while Morgan Freeman narrates as Ellis “Red” Redding.
The film was nominated for several Academy Awards, and it went on to become one of the most beloved modern American films, despite a slow start at the box office.

 
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which 1997 sci-fi comedy stars Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones as secret agents policing extra-terrestrial activity on Earth?

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
There is a reason why men’s clothes have buttons on the right while women have buttons on the left. What is it?

ANSWER:  Most people are right handed and find it easier to fasten a button which is on the right through a hole which is on the left. This is why men’s buttons are on the right. When buttons were first used it was rich people who could afford clothes with buttons. Among this class the ladies were often dressed by maid servants. The servant would face the lady and so it was easier for right handed servants to fasten buttons which were on the lady’s left.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Greg, Jane, Amy, Steve, and Katie are five excellent students who attend G. Neus Sr. High. About to graduate, they have each been given a subject and school award. It is up to you, their classmate, to find out which awards each student received and which teacher taught them.

One final note: A valedictorian is the student at the top of the class (with the best grades.) A salutatorian is “second place” and the margin between the two is often very narrow.

1. The five students are Jane, the artist, the class president, Greg, and the boy who has Ms. Wint as a teacher.
2. With one B on his report card, Steve just barely missed being top of his class. Instead, Jane got the honor.
3. The math genius has Ms. Brown as a teacher, while Amy is taught by Mrs. Colt.
4. Jane and Amy, who do not speak French, often hang out with the artist during lunch.
5. The school awards were the one that went to Greg, the Silver Knight award, the one awarded to the amateur scientist, Steve’s award, and the award given to the student taught by Mr. Allen.
6. Katie is not taught by Mr. Allen.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com:
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