WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 9th, 2026
Funny Business Partnership Names…….
by Dr. Goodword & Friends
Curl Up and Dye • Beauty Shop
Miss Behavior’s Family Dog Training
Adie Miles & Auer • Car Tuneups
Bank, Rupp & Baroque • Loans While You Wait
Bright, Light & Powers • Electrical Specialists
Flowers, Bush & Hedges • Landscaping
Cherry, Pitts & Appelman • Purveyors in Fruit
Cook, Books & Hyde • Accountants
Dewey, Cheatam & Howe • Tax Law
Dolittle and Dalley • Efficiency Consultants
The Finn & Haddie Fish Market
Flowers & Boze • Floral Designs
Dustin Hoover Vacuum Cleaners • Our Vacuums Really Suck
House & Holmes • Real Estate
Moon, Starr & Sons • Telescopes and Optics
Mudd, Waters & Soeurs • Drainage Systems
The Reid & Wright Learning Centre
The Rich & Sweet Candy Company
Spring & Sommers • Vacation Rentals
Wright, Judge & Jury • Attorneys at Law
Ketchum & Killum • Undertakers
Doctors Hakim & Stitch • Surgeons
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
PUNAGRAPHY……..
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it’s just kiln time.
Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating—always use condiments.
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Adolescence—when a lad forsakes his bosom buddy for a bosomed buddy.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Which 1997 sci-fi comedy stars Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones as secret
agents policing extra-terrestrial activity on Earth?
Answer: The correct answer was Men in Black! Men in Black was released in 1997 and directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, adapting a lesser-known comic book by Lowell Cunningham into a fun summer blockbuster. Will Smith plays James Edwards, a sharp New York City cop recruited into a top-secret agency that monitors alien life quietly living amongst us hapless humans. Newly christened Agent J, Edwards’s partner is Agent K, portrayed by Tommy Lee Jones, a deadpan aging veteran whose stone-faced delivery provides the perfect balance to Smith’s more… excitable character.
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!
What 1991 psychological thriller and 1992 best picture features FBI trainee Clarice Starling seeking help from imprisoned serial killer to help catch another murderer?
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Greg, Jane, Amy, Steve, and Katie are five excellent students who attend G. Neus Sr. High. About to graduate, they have each been given a subject and school award. It is up to you, their classmate, to find out which awards each student received and which teacher taught them.
One final note: A valedictorian is the student at the top of the class (with the best grades.) A salutatorian is “second place” and the margin between the two is often very narrow.
- The five students are Jane, the artist, the class president, Greg, and the boy who has Ms. Wint as a teacher.
- With one B on his report card, Steve just barely missed being top of his class. Instead, Jane got the honor.
- The math genius has Ms. Brown as a teacher, while Amy is taught by Mrs. Colt.
- Jane and Amy, who do not speak French, often hang out with the artist during lunch.
- The school awards were the one that went to Greg, the Silver Knight award, the one awarded to the amateur scientist, Steve’s award, and the award given to the student taught by Mr. Allen.
- Katie is not taught by Mr. Allen.
ANSWER: Greg-Math-Community service-Ms. Brown
Jane-History-Valedictorian-Mr. Allen
Amy-Science-Class president-Mrs. Colt
Steve-French-Salutatorian-Ms. Wint
Katie-Art-Silver Knight-Mr. Harris
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
5 girls, Dani, Katie, Janet, Christine, and Sarah ALWAYS sit by each other. Each person gets there at a different time, buys different food, pays different amounts, and does different things during lunch. Can you put them together?
- Katie has gym before lunch, so she gets done eating by the time the other people go to the table.
- Christine is kinda shy, but she likes to listen to the person who gets there last gossip, while the person who only spent a dollar helps the other girls with their problems.
- Two people who get there at almost the same time, get almost the same thing, but the girl who gets there first has the more expensive meal.
- The people who eat the hot dogs found the line just for hot dogs that is faster than the other line, so they get their lunches faster than everyone else except the girl who tells jokes at lunch.
- Sarah, who brings her lunch from home, buys just fries, whose price has been raised so now they cost more than bagels but less than the meal of the day.
- Soda costs more than water
- Dani always complains about her lunch that she didn’t get a fresh one or it wasn’t round enough and then steals a drink of water from someone else.
- Christine gives Janet her quarters that she got back as change, because Christine doesn’t like to carry around change which Janet finds useful when it comes to buying her hot dog.
- One day Sarah was helping Janet with her algebra homework when she accidentally knocked over Janet’s soda by mistake. Thankfully only the 2 quarters, that Christine had given Janet, got wet.
- Katie’s lunch costs more than the girl who sits down last but less than the girl who does her homework.
Girls// Katie, Dani, Janet, Christine, Sarah
Lunch// Bagel, Meal of the Day, Hot dog and soda, Hot dog and water, Sandwich and fries
Cost//$0.75, $1.00, $1.25, $1.50, $1.75
Do during lunch// Homework, Counsel, Gossip, Eats lunch, Jokes
Order they sit down// 1,2,3,4,5
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