WELCOME to Tuesday, November 29, 2016.    Punning around…..  A mushroom walked into a bar and announced: “The drinks are on me!” The bartender said, “Why are you… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, November 28, 2016.      Favorite Police Emergency Calls:  Dispatcher: Nine-one-one Caller: Hi, is this the police? Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, November 22, 2016.   Here’s the story….  People have long suspected that two holidays a year, meaningful conversation twice a week and cuddles eleven times… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, November 21, 2016.    Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, November 18, 2016.    Man’s Helpful Guide to Female Golfing Terms…. Caddy: 2 women talking about a 3rd, who isn’t there to defend herself. Chip: Time… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, November 16, 2016.    TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD….. 1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, November 15, 2016.  Marriage One-liners…. The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, ‘What does a woman want?’  Sigmund Freud… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, November 14, 2016.    Thoughts of the Day… Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”