WELCOME to Monday, September 28, 2015. Collective nouns…………….. A jam of tarts A sentence of judges A load of cobblers An expectation of midwives An annoyance of… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, September 25, 2015. Lawyers Transcripts……..really…. Here are some splendid examples, taken from stenographer’s transcripts of real court cases. Lawyer’s question: Have you lived in… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, September 24, 2015. Here’s the story……………. According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, September 23, 2015. Thought Provoking Statements………….. 1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, September 22, 2015. Abbott and Costello Buy a Computer……. If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, “Who’s on first?”… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, September 21, 2015. It’s good to be a man. Here’s why……… Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, September 18, 2015. One liners for Friday………… A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, September 17, 2015. Getting OldER…………… 06:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. It’s tougher to lose weight, because… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, September 16, 2015. Expert Opinions…………….. Being an expert means never having to admit you’re wrong. Here are some memorable examples of “expert opinion,” quoted… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, September 15, 2015. Before and After You Fall in Love………….. Before After “You take my breath away.” “I feel like I’m suffocating.” Twice a… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”