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    Author: eucman

    In an insane world the sane man must appear to be insane.

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 26th, 2026 Here’s The Story….A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. “This is the dumbest kid in… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    January 26, 2026 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 23rd, 2026 Here’s The Story….A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition of voluntary manslaughter given the panel: “An… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    January 23, 2026 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 22nd, 2026 Here’s The Story….You know how in first grade they used fruits to explain stuff like “one banana plus two bananas make three… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    January 22, 2026 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 21st, 2026 Here’s The Story….A 55 year old man who was born on May 5, has been married 5 years, has 5 children, makes… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    January 21, 2026 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 20th, 2026 Here’s The Story….Conjoined twins walk into a pub in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    January 20, 2026 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 19th, 2026 Here’s The Story….A therapist has a theory that the more often couples make love, the happier they are. So he tests it… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    January 19, 2026 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 16th, 2026 Here’s The Story….One night at about 3am my wife was getting up from the toilet to return to bed when she heard… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    January 16, 2026 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 15th, 2026 Here’s The Story….During his physical, a doctor asked his patient about his daily activity level.The man said, “Well, yesterday afternoon, I… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    January 15, 2026 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 14th, 2026 Here’s The Story….I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    January 14, 2026 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 13th, 2026 Here’s The Story….A member of a diet club bemoaned her lack of will-power. She had made her family’s favorite cake over the… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    January 13, 2026 by eucman

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