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    Author: eucman

    In an insane world the sane man must appear to be insane.

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Friday November 8, 2013.  Attorney Court Questions, Really…… ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    November 8, 2013 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Thursday November 7, 2013.  Right Answers….. HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏”

    November 7, 2013 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to Wednesday November 6, 2013. How to hire the right people.. Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 6, 2013 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Tuesday November 5, 2013.   Modern Truths…. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. To Err is human, to forgive is… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏”

    November 5, 2013 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday November 4, 2013.  More Pondering.. 1. If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter? 2. If corn oil… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏”

    November 4, 2013 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏

    WELCOME to Friday November 1, 2013.  More Siddhuisms….   1. A recession is where you have to tighten your belt.   2. A depression is where you… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

    November 1, 2013 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Thursday October 31, 2013.   Siddhuisms.. 1. Bad habits are like comfy beds – easy to get into, very difficult to get out of. 2. You… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    October 31, 2013 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Wednesday October 30, 2013.  Ten Signs That You’re Too Old for Halloween… 1. You get winded from knocking on the door. 2. You have to ask… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    October 30, 2013 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Tuesday October 29, 2013.   More Pondering…..   Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    October 29, 2013 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday October 28, 2013.  Come on Smiles, your killing me!    Q. What did the valentine card say to the stamp? A. Stick with me and… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    October 28, 2013 by eucman

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