WELCOME to Wednesday, December 14, 2011. Really?  To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, December 12, 2011. Thoughts from Steven Wright…….. Today I dialed a wrong number… The other person said, “Hello?” And I said, “Hello, could I… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, December 9, 2011. How to look busy at work………        Generally, this will not be a concern until you are promoted to an executive position.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, December 8, 2011. Caffeine Addict’s Quiz……….       Do you want to know if you suffer from “Alertness Deficit Disorder” (ADD)? Then just take this simple… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, December 7, 2011.  Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt!     Master of Judo: Well before testing for this rank any experienced Judo teacher should have… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, December 6, 2011.  Insults 101.       Driving with two wheels in the sand. Dropped his second stage too soon. Dumb as asphalt / dirt /… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, December 5, 2011. The Laws of Household Physics.      Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, December 2, 2011.   Today’s Ponderings…   Why are there 5 syllables in the word “monosyllabic”? Why do they call it the Department of Interior… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday, December 1, 2011. Q&A…  Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, November 30, 2011. TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS……  Statement: “I’m a Romantic.” True Meaning: “I’m poor.”  Statement: “You’re the only girl I’ve ever cared… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”