WELCOME to Friday, September 9, 2011. Where does OLD go?………… OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zone OLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

 WELCOME to Thursday, September 8, 2011.   Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts…….. Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: The wimp who made… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday, September 7, 2011.   Dictionary……. Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

 WELCOME to Tuesday, September 6, 2011. Mixed Metaphors………… English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they love nothing better than… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday, September 2, 2011. UP……… We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

 WELCOME to Wednesday, August 31, 2011. You Think English is Easy? 1) The bandage was   wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday, August 30, 2011.   Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, August 29, 2011. Ponderings……… Why are there 5 syllables in the word “monosyllabic”? Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday, June 27, 2011. Feline Physics Laws……. Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

 WELCOME to Friday, June 24, 2011. Wacky 911 calls * A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to share a hotel room and… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”