WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 27, 2024 Here’s The Story…“This hotel stinks!” a guest complained when he showed up at the front desk to check out.“What’s wrong?” I… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 26, 2024 How to get a man’s attention!To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TVand don’t move. He’ll talk… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 23, 2024 ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAMS: Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin produced… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 22, 2024 Here’s The Story….A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this wasaccomplished, he said that things were… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 21, 2024 Here’s The Story….As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I’ve often been mistaken for a flightattendant, ticket agent or even… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 20, 2024 This Strange English Language. We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;but the plural of ox became oxen not… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 19, 2024 ENGLISH for TOURISTS Cocktail lounge, Norway: “LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.” On an Athi River highway:… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 16, 2024 Here’s The Story….I couldn’t decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation,so I called the airlines to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 15, 2024 Here’s The Story….Do I look that shady? I just got a GPS for my car, and my first trip withit was… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 14, 2024 Here’s The Story….A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organicbiology students, about to hand out the final exam. “I… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”