WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 2nd, 2026 Favorite Police Emergency Calls: Dispatcher: Nine-one-oneCaller: Hi, is this the police?Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?Caller: Well, I… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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In an insane world the sane man must appear to be insane.
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 1st, 2026 Here’s The Story….Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-worker Maureen and I decided to go sightseeing… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to WEDNSDAY DECEMBER 31st, 2025 Here’s The Story….A man comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 30th, 2025 Here’s The Story….As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind the wheel… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 29th, 2025 Here’s The Story….After 10 years, the wife starts to think their child looks a little odd, so she decides to do a… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 24th, 2025 Here’s The Story…. A small plane is flying from Dallas to Denver, and about halfway there, the engine sputters and dies. The pilot… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 23th, 2025 Signs of the times……. SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE:“We will heel youWe will save your soleWe will even dye for… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 19th, 2025 Here’s The Story……Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a sharp, three-piece tunic. “This young… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 18th, 2025 Here’s The Story……Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 17th, 2025 ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAMS: Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin produced… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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