Comedy – Page 133 – The World According to the Eucman!

Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Wednesday, December 17, 2014. Maturity……….. I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. As I’ve Matured… I’ve learned that you cannot… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, December 16, 2014. Clever Phrases…. Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. When fish are in schools… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, December 15, 2014. One-liners A boiled egg is hard to beat.A calendar’s days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, December 12, 2014. A Funny Word – Spoken in Jest…… The longest word in the English language. According to folk-lore Antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, December 11, 2014. Pondering……. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, December 10, 2014. According to 100 Women we interviewed… Men Are Like… …placemats they only show up when there’s food on the table. …mascara… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, December 9, 2014. Underwear is important… (from Northwest Florida Daily News – 15 May 2006) From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, December 8, 2014. Lesser Known Murphy’s Laws……. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, December 5, 2014. Murphy’s Law in action…… Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, December 4, 2014. People Say the Strangest Things: These phrases were culled from the small ad columns of local newspapers. Hidden message, when you think… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏”