WELCOME to Wednesday January 25,  2012.  Miscellaneous terms……. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR:… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday January 24,  2012.  Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ‘7. Fetch command not available on all platforms. Hard… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday January 23,  2012.  Deep Thoughts…. I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, I hope they don’t just… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday January 20,  2012.  Humor about the old… OLD CANNERS never die, they are preserved OLD CARS never die, they just get run into the… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday January 19,  2012.   Animal footbal….  The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really exciting game that the humans… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday January 17,  2012.  Ponderings for Tuesday…. Why do they report power outages on TV? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday January 13,  2012.  Differences between men and women…. 1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday January 12,  2012.  Ponderings…..  Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it? Since light travels faster than… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday January 11,  2012  Senior Personal Ads……                                                                               FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim, 5’4″ (used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”