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Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 28, 2025 Here’s The Story…The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and I intended to stock up.At the store, however, I… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 27, 2025 Here’s The Story…A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when hearrived and sat down… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 26, 2025 Here’s The Story…A therapist has a theory that the more often couples make love, the happierthey are. So he tests it… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 25, 2025 Here’s The Story…Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called theproprietor over and asked him to settle… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 24, 2025 Here’s The Story…A man walks into a bar and orders three beers. The bartender brings him the three beers, and the… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 21, 2025 Here’s The Story…Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, “Forgive me,Father, for I have sinned. I stole… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 20, 2025 Here’s The Story…Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks inand sits down. After trying to… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 19, 2025 Here’s The Story…Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow ofsilence with two words. Ten… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 18, 2025 Here’s The Story…Last week I purchased a burger for $1.58. I handed the cashier $2.00 and starteddigging for some change. I… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 17, 2025 Here’s The Story…The district attorney was cross-examining the murderess on the witness stand.“And so after you had poisoned the coffee and… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”