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Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 31, 2025 As I Mature… I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do isstalk them and hope they… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 30, 2025 A FEW SIMPLE RULES FOR HAPPY LIVING: Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someoneelse to hold the vegetables while… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 29, 2025 Here’s The Story…My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him.He can eat whenever he… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 28, 2025 Here’s The Story…A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definitionof voluntary manslaughter given the panel: “An… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 27, 2025 Here are 10 Funny Words You’ve Never Heard Before…….Really…. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 24, 2025 Here’s The Story…An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating,the wives left the table and went into… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 23, 2025 Here’s The Story…A member of a diet club bemoaned her lack of willpower. She had made herfamily’s favorite cake over the… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 22, 2025 Here’s The Story…Because of the reaction people have when they wake up and realize it’s a workdayagain and the weekend is… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 21, 2025 Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 20, 2025 Here’s The Story…A New York judge is ready to go through the day’s business and he is very rushed.The first case… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”