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Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELC0ME to THURSDAY MAY 16. 2024 As I Mature…I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you.All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY MAY 15. 2024 Favorite Police Emergency Calls: Dispatcher: Nine-one-oneCaller: Hi, is this the police?Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?Caller: Well, I… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to TUESDAY MAY 14. 2024 Here’s The Story…..A therapist has a theory that the more often couples make love, thehappier they are. So he tests it… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to MONDAY MAY 13. 2024 Here’s The Story…..Dewey was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To encourage him, his teachersaid, “You’ll know you’re really… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to FRIDAY MAY 10. 2024 Here’s The Story…..I deliver pizza to help cover my college tuition. Once I called on customerswho sent their seven-year-old son to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to THURSDAY MAY 9. 2024 Here’s The Story…..Pauly walks into a bar and says “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!”The bartender says, “Well, Pauly, seems… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY MAY 8. 2024 Here’s The Story…..I began thinking about my own mortality after I became a widow.One day my daughter called home from college,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to TUESDAY MAY 7. 2024 Here’s The Story…..Nancy was Catholic, but her fiancé, Chris, was not. Since my friends wereplanning to be married in the Catholic… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to MONDAY MAY 6. 2024 Here’s The Story…..A little boy was waiting for his mother. As he waited, he was approachedby a man who asked, “Son,… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to FRIDAY MAY 3. 2024 Here’s The Story…..A tobacco company sent Dave several packages of cigarettes with the explanation:“We are sending you some of our finest… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”