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Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Friday, February 3, 2017. Wedding One-liners……. The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, February 2, 2017. Marriage quotes 101………….. There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, February 1, 2017. Random Pondering… If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, “A penny for you thoughts,” and… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, January 31, 2017. Business 101………… Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional and employ faulty reasoning. Pessimists have already begun to worry about… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, January 26, 2017. Marriage Definitions…. BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony. BRIDE: A woman with a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, January 25, 2017. How To Lie To The Bathroom Scale…… 1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner…as well as in the morning, without… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, January 24, 2017. The Procrastinator’s creed… 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, January 23, 2016. Foodliners….. The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.” On April Fools Day, a mother… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, January 20, 2016. Miscellaneous terms…. Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, January 19, 2016. Dictionary of Evaluation Comments (Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”