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Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Tuesday, November 1, 2016. Deep Thoughts for the Day The things that come to those who wait maybe the things left by those who got there… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, October 31, 2016. THE MODERN TOOLBOX: Hammer – In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on ones enemies. Modern hammers are… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, October 28, 2016. How to Stay Young Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, October 27, 2016. 15 More Epithets To Live By…… 1. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. 2. Don’t take yourself… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, October 26, 2016. Some Epithets To Live By…… 1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, October 25, 2016. De-railed Careers…. Lawyers are disbarred. Vicars are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Eastern diplomats are disoriented. Drunks are distilled. Alpine climbers are… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, October 24, 2016. The Voice Of Experience Can Be Sometimes Funny and Sometimes Thought Provoking James, a young boy of 6, turned to his… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, October 21, 2016. Here’s the story….. A teenage boy called Joel had just passed his driving test and asked Dad when they could discuss his… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, October 19, 2016. Witticisms…… I started out with nothing…I still have most of it. Some days you’re the dog, some days the hydrant. I… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, October 18, 2016. Funny Bumper Stickers…. “Madness Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.” “Buckle Up. It Makes It Harder For Aliens to Snatch… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”