WELCOME to Monday, February 1, 2016. Silly Dictionary…….. Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-avoy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, January 29, 2016. Punography for the weekend… Addition in a dark Chinese restaurant is “dim sum”. Old students never die, they just get… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, January 28, 2016. Here’s the story…. One night at about 3 a.m. my wife was getting up from the toilet to return to bed… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, January 27, 2016. Middle of the week puns…. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Old laser… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, January 26, 2016. Here’s the story…….(More Puns) A man hit another on the head with a soda bottle, killing him. In court, he… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, January 25, 2016. Monday’s Punography……. What day of the year is a command to go forward? March 4th. What is the difference between… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, January 22, 2016. Friday’s Puns…………. The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government’s fault. Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, January 21, 2016. More Puns…………. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, it’s a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, January 20, 2016. THOUGHTS…. 1. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. 2. I used to think… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, January 19, 2016. PUNOGRAPHY…… 1. After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
The World According to the Eucman! 