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Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Tuesday, November 4, 2014. Wisecracks………. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: ‘Does this taste funny to you?’ When cannibals ate… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, November 3, 2014. Daily Pondering……….. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, October 31, 2014. Halloween Jokes….. What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher? Lots of blood tests! Why did Dracula’s… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, October 30, 2014. A. A. A. D. D. Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, October 29, 2014. Words of Wisdom…. One good turn gets the duvet. The early worm gets eaten! Never miss a good chance to shut… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, October 28, 2014. Hilarious, and True Funny Crime Stories…. A man went into a drug store in Baltimore, pulled a gun, announced a robbery,… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, October 27, 2014. Unusual and Strange Phobias…… Pteronophobia – Panic when tickled by feathers. Pediophobia – Fear of dolls. Russophobia – Dread of Russians.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, October 24, 2014. Oxymoron Phrases….. A stripper’s dressing room Click the start button, and shut down First strike defence Former President-for-life (Haiti) Alone in… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, October 23, 2014. Funny Thoughts for the Day Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, October 22, 2014. Funny English Words with Quirky Logic….. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger. Have you noticed that there… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”