The World According to the Eucman!

Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Tuesday, October 7, 2014. This Strange English Language of ours…….. We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, October 6, 2014. Play with Words – Illogical, Yet Funny English Language The market garden was designed to produce produce. The city tip… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, October 3, 2014. Clever Phrases……. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, October 2, 2014. Careers May End in This Way………………. Lawyers are disbarred. Vicars are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Eastern diplomats are disoriented. Drunks… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, October 1st, 2014. Neologism – Alternate Meanings for Common Words Each year the Washington Post invites readers to think of alternative meanings for… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, September 30, 2014. Grandma Beats Up Airport Security Guards By Bob Wallace Charges were dropped yesterday against Ruth ‘Grammy’ Gordon, an 83-year-old wheelchair-bound… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, September 29, 2014. Ten Very Funny Tales: You Couldn’t Make It Up!……………. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, September 26, 2014. Really?…….. If you’re too open minded, your brains will fall out. If you look like your passport picture, you probably… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, September 25, 2014. Extracts from Funny Resumes…… 1. ‘I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.’ 2. ‘I have lurnt Word for… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, September 24, 2014. A Woman Should Have ….. Enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏”