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Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Monday, October 20, 2014. Things People Say That Are Annoying…… People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. People who are… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, October 17, 2014. Funny Advertising Trivia………. The American Dairy Association was so successful with its “Got Milk?” campaign, that it was decided to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, October 16, 2014. Halloween Rules…….. 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER EVER check to see if it’s really… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, October 15, 2014. Steven Wright’s Sayings…… Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? I have a map of the world at… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, October 14, 2014. Good Chinese Wisdom………………………. One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, October 13, 2014. I have decided that old age is a gift… I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, October 10, 2014. A Humorous Guide to USA Newspaper Readers…. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, October 9, 2014. What Academic Jargon Really Means ‘IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN’ … I didn’t look up the original reference. ‘A DEFINITE… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, October 8, 2014. Funny Chinese Proverbs (Repost!) Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, October 7, 2014. This Strange English Language of ours…….. We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”