The World According to the Eucman!

Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Wednesday March 21, 2012. Truths about growing old……. 1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 20, 2012. Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes.. That’s not right… Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive?…Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday March 18, 2012. The Stella Wards. The “Stella” awards rank up there with the Darwin awards. Stella Liebeck is the 81 year old lady… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 15, 2012. CUSTOMER’S GUIDE TO SUPERMARKET SHOPPING . 1. When in the express lane, make sure that all items are rung up and… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 15, 2012. I know it’s a bit early, but today’s is all about St. Patrick’s Day. I figured that I’d better get this… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 13, 2012. 1. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. 2. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds the demand. 3. Love… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday March 12, 2012. Office Lingo.. Activate: To make carbons and add more names to the memo. Advanced Design: Beyond the comprehension of the ad… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 9, 2012…… The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary… alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter…… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 8, 2012. Ponderings for Today…… When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? If 75% of all accidents happen within 5… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”