The World According to the Eucman!

Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELC0ME to MONDAY JULY 8, 2024 Here’s The Story….There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone cameto the farm and asked the farmer, “What… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to FRIDAY JULY 5, 2024 Here’s The Story….In a recent computer software engineering course, the participantswere given an awkward question to answer:If you had just boarded… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to THURSDAY JULY 4, 2024 Here’s The Story….Pauly walks into a bar and says “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!”The bartender says, “Well, Pauly, seems… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY JULY 3, 2024 Here’s The Story….A man goes to consult a specialist about his medical problem. After the visitthe man asks, “How much do… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to TUESDAY JULY 2, 2024 Here’s The Story….When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good newsto anyone who would listen. But her 4-year-old… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to MONDAY JULY 1, 2024 Here’s The Story….The district attorney was cross-examining the murderess onthe witness stand. “And so after you had poisoned the coffee and… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to MONDAY JUNE 24. 2024 Here’s The Story….Recently in Traffic Court a man who received an expensive parking ticket testifiedthat a uniformed Policeman had given his… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to FRIDAY JUNE 21. 2024 Here’s The Story….A Sunday School teacher wanted to use squirrels as an example of a diligent workethic and being prepared. She… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to THURSDAY JUNE 20. 2024 Here’s The Story….After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of mydreams. It was only two years old and in… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 19. 2024 Here’s The Story….Wayne, a friend of mine, owns an auto-repair business. One day a woman calledto inquire when he could work… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”