The World According to the Eucman!

Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELC0ME to FRIDAY MAY 10. 2024 Here’s The Story…..I deliver pizza to help cover my college tuition. Once I called on customerswho sent their seven-year-old son to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to THURSDAY MAY 9. 2024 Here’s The Story…..Pauly walks into a bar and says “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!”The bartender says, “Well, Pauly, seems… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY MAY 8. 2024 Here’s The Story…..I began thinking about my own mortality after I became a widow.One day my daughter called home from college,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to TUESDAY MAY 7. 2024 Here’s The Story…..Nancy was Catholic, but her fiancé, Chris, was not. Since my friends wereplanning to be married in the Catholic… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to MONDAY MAY 6. 2024 Here’s The Story…..A little boy was waiting for his mother. As he waited, he was approachedby a man who asked, “Son,… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to FRIDAY MAY 3. 2024 Here’s The Story…..A tobacco company sent Dave several packages of cigarettes with the explanation:“We are sending you some of our finest… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to THURSDAY MAY 2. 2024 Marriage Definitions BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony. BRIDE: A woman with a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY MAY 1. 2024 Here’s The Story….My husband and I decided to take our two children, then ages sevenand three, to our favorite “adult” restaurant… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to TUESDAY APRIL 30. 2024 Here’s The Story….One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by theside of the walk. Being fairly… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to MONDAY APRIL 29. 2024 Here’s The Story….Two friends meet in the street. The one man looked rather forlorn and down inthe mouth. The other man… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”