The World According to the Eucman!

WELC0ME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 16. 2024 How Older Kids Put It….In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creatingthe world so he took… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 15. 2024 Persiflage: Intelligent InsultsAs brutality slowly but surely takes over the US TV and motion picture industries, it is likelyto stamp out… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 14. 2024 A Dictionary for Women Argument(ahr•gyoo•munt) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right,and continues until he realizes it.Airhead(eyr•hed) n. An act… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 13. 2024 Recalled Christmas ToysBroken Bag-O-GlassDr. Kevorkian First Aid KitJeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbookTimothy McVays home Chemistry setSwitchblade BarneyPork-n-Beany BabiesMake your… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 12. 2024 Marriage quotes 10Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too good for the world and… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 9. 2024 At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is having friends. At age 16 success… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 8. 2024 Things Adults Learn From Kids:There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 7. 2024 Doesn’t It Annoy You When… …there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and theowner is nowhere to be… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 6. 2024 TODAY’S PUNAGRAPHY…Here’s a story about the jobs I had and tried to get.My Top 20 Jobs: A punny story. My first… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 5. 2024 Equation of earnings The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives.Now a rigorous mathematical proof has… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”