The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to THURSDAY September 21, 2023 Here’s The Story…..A scientist was successful in cloning himself. He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists.The… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY September 20, 2023 Here’s The Story…..A frog went to get a loan at a bank.The loan officer’s name was Ms. Patty Stack. When the… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY September 19, 2023 Here’s The Story…..After 10 years, the wife starts to think their child looks a little odd, so she decidesto do a… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY September 18, 2023 Here’s The Story…..Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon thisgreat trout brook.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY September 15, 2023 RUNNING LATE: Official Glossary “On the way.” – Still in bed.“In the car.” – In the shower.“GPS says 35 min.” –… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY September 14, 2023 Here’s The Story…A director is screen testing Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a newfilm about classic composers. Not having figured… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY September 13, 2023 Here’s The Story…A Jewish anthropologist, Benny Steinfeld, was working in the desert near Israelwhen he happened upon an odd looking vase.… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY September 12, 2023 Here’s The Story…A computer programmer, bored with his job, decided to start his own business.Wanting to do something totally different from… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY September 11, 2023 Here’s The Story…An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel Prize-winningphysicist, Neils Bohr, in Copenhagen, and was amazed… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY September 8, 2023 Here’s The Story…My friend asked his father-in-law, a crop duster, how his day had gone.“I had just the worst day,” replied… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”