WELCOME to Thursday, September 17, 2015. Getting OldER…………… 06:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. It’s tougher to lose weight, because… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, September 16, 2015. Expert Opinions…………….. Being an expert means never having to admit you’re wrong. Here are some memorable examples of “expert opinion,” quoted… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, September 11, 2015. Idle Thoughts……. Here are a few pithy thoughts to ponder, mull over and chew on (although not necessarily in that order). … Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, September 10, 2015. Thursday’s Punography……………….. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned out to be an optical… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, September 9, 2015. Vocabulary Lesson for New Parents………….. BOTTLE FEEDING An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too. DEFENSE What you’d better… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, September 8, 2015. DEFINITIONS BY GENDER………….. THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, September 3, 2015. 20 Momisms Translated – What They REALLY Mean….. Maybe –> Probably not We’ll see –> NEVER Let’s play the quiet game.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, September 1, 2015. Here’s the story……. Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, August 31, 2015. The Top 45 Oxymorons…… 45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Good… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, August 28, 2015. Real Church Typos…. Don’t let worry kill you. Let the church help. Thursday night-potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”