WELCOME to Tuesday, February 9, 2016. Business one-liners………… If you cannot fix it, feature it. If you cannot get your work done in a 24-hour day,… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, February 8, 2016. Deep Thoughts………….. When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, February 4, 2016. Puns………… What happened to the woman with ten children? She went stork raving mad. Four fonts walk into a bar.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, February 1, 2016. Silly Dictionary…….. Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-avoy’-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, January 28, 2016. Here’s the story…. One night at about 3 a.m. my wife was getting up from the toilet to return to bed… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, January 27, 2016. Middle of the week puns…. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Old laser… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, January 22, 2016. Friday’s Puns…………. The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government’s fault. Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, January 20, 2016. THOUGHTS…. 1. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. 2. I used to think… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, January 19, 2016. PUNOGRAPHY…… 1. After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, January 15, 2016. Friday’s Funny English Language…….. A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I warned him… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
The World According to the Eucman! 