WELCOME to Wednesday, September 2, 2015. Actual Announcements from Church Bulletins… Culled from real church bulletins, these amusing gaffs almost inspire us to attend church some time. Smile at… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, August 31, 2015. The Top 45 Oxymorons…… 45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Good… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, August 28, 2015. Real Church Typos…. Don’t let worry kill you. Let the church help. Thursday night-potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, August 27, 2015. BRAND New Words…… The Washington Post’s Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, August 24, 2015. Physics 101……….. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton 1 millionth… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, August 21, 2015. Rules of the Air……….. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. If you push the stick forward, the houses… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, August 20, 2015. REALISTIC Barbie……….. Finally a Barbie who is able to age gracefully. These are a bit more realistic… funny jokes Bifocals… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, August 19, 2015. HOW TO SING THE BLUES………. by Lame Mango Washington (attributed to Memphis Earlene Gray with help from Uncle Plunky, revisions… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, August 18, 2015. Proverbs of the New Millennium….. 1. Home is where you hang your @. 2. The e-mail of the species is… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, August 17, 2015. “YOU KNOW”…………. “Everything Comes In Threes” – Not true. In reality, everything comes in ones. Sometimes, when three “ones”… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
The World According to the Eucman! 