WELCOME to Wednesday, February 8, 2017.                Useless Inventions…. Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the dark sunglasses Inflatable Anchor Smooth… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, February 7, 2017.               Collective Nouns….. A cuddle of teddy bears A conjunction of grammarians A promise of barmen An obeisance of servants A staff… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, February 6, 2017.              Relationship Jokes… I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her. Love is grand…… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, February 2, 2017.            Marriage quotes 101………….. There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, February 1, 2017.        Random Pondering…  If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, “A penny for you thoughts,” and… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, January 31, 2017.            Business 101………… Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional and employ faulty reasoning. Pessimists have already begun to worry about… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, January 26, 2017.           Marriage Definitions…. BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony. BRIDE: A woman with a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, January 25, 2017.          How To Lie To The Bathroom Scale…… 1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner…as well as in the morning, without… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, January 13, 2016. The guide for all men WOMEN’S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I’m sorry. = You’ll… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”