comedy – The World According to the Eucman!

Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 23, 2024 Here’s The Story…Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.When asked his… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 4, 2024 Here’s The Story…..A 55 year old man who was born on May 5, has beenmarried 5 years, has 5 children, makes… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 25, 2024 Here’s the Story….Dewey was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To encouragehim, his teacher said, “You’ll know you’re really… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 23, 2024 Here’s the Story….Cletus is passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn one day when, through a gap inthe door, he sees Billy… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 12, 2024 Gifts For Him If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for hiscar. A 99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to TUESDAY JULY 9, 2024 Here’s The Story….One night at about 3am my wife was getting up from the toilet to returnto bed when she heard… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY JULY 3, 2024 Here’s The Story….A man goes to consult a specialist about his medical problem. After the visitthe man asks, “How much do… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to THURSDAY MAY 23. 2024 Here’s The Story….A co-worker was telling us about her sister who was coming to visit her for the holidays.Someone asked how… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to FRIDAY MAY 17. 2024 Here’s The Story….A man was walking in the country when he saw a pig with a wooden leg sitting outside a… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to THURSDAY MAY 16. 2024 As I Mature…I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you.All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”