WELCOME to Wednesday, April 29, 2015. Lexophile Puns…. 1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, April 28, 2015. Steven Wright………………… I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, April 24, 2015. Weekend Ponderings…… When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? If 75% of all accidents happen within 5… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, April 23, 2015. Neologism – Alternate Meanings for Common Words… Glibido (v): All talk and no action. Cantankerous(n), able to drive a tank. Coffee… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday September 24, 2013. Chinese Jews……. Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “Are there any Jews in China?” “I… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday September 10, 2013. Chilly Questions and Answers….. Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday July 2, 2013. If My Body Were a Car – by an Old Man… This is just too funny – scary how true it… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday May 28, 2013. Political Philosophies Explained in Simple Two-Cow Terms SOCIALISM You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday May 10, 2013. Cemetery Music….. A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music, no… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday March 12, 2013. Mixed Metaphors…… English professors love to catch the errors students make in their term papers, and they love nothing better than… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
The World According to the Eucman! 