WELCOME to Monday, November 9, 2015. Occupational Hazards…. A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep. A mathematician is a blind man in a… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, October 19, 2015. Pondering Thoughts…………. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. I believe… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, September 8, 2015. DEFINITIONS BY GENDER………….. THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, August 25, 2015. Out of the Mouths of Babes……. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, May 7, 2015. Punography… 1. A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and … Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, April 28, 2015. Steven Wright………………… I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, April 23, 2015. Neologism – Alternate Meanings for Common Words… Glibido (v): All talk and no action. Cantankerous(n), able to drive a tank. Coffee… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday August 12, 2013. Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State. LAW OF WAITING LINES: If you change lines, the one you have left… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday May 7, 2013. Life’s Laws…….. 1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday July 31, 2012. Laws……… Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Bath Theorem: When… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
The World According to the Eucman! 