WELCOME to Thursday, May 14, 2015. Steven Wright Thoughts…… All the plants in my house are dead–I shot them last night. I was torturing them by… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, April 29, 2015. Lexophile Puns…. 1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, April 28, 2015. Steven Wright………………… I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, April 23, 2015. Neologism – Alternate Meanings for Common Words… Glibido (v): All talk and no action. Cantankerous(n), able to drive a tank. Coffee… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday September 10, 2013. Chilly Questions and Answers….. Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday May 10, 2013. Cemetery Music….. A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music, no… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday October 16, 2012. I Love My Job (As told to Dr. Seuss) I love my Job, I love the Pay! I love it… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday April 27, 2012. Famous Movie Quotes (The First Drafts). The Godfather: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. Well, he can refuse… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
The World According to the Eucman! 