WELCOME to Thursday, January 21, 2016. More Puns…………. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, it’s a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, January 20, 2016. THOUGHTS…. 1. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. 2. I used to think… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, January 19, 2016. PUNOGRAPHY…… 1. After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, January 15, 2016. Friday’s Funny English Language…….. A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I warned him… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, January 14, 2016. Physics 101….. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton 1… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, January 13, 2016. Marriage One Liners…………. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. Love is blind but marriage is an… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, January 12, 2016. Here’s the story….. Last week I purchased a burger for $1.58. I handed the cashier $2.00 and started digging for… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, January 11, 2016. Funny Rules of Life…… A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, January 8, 2016. Transcript of A Chinese Proverb About Money… With money you can buy a house but not a home. With money… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, January 7, 2016. Thursday’s Punography… No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery. Fishermen are reel men. What if… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
The World According to the Eucman! 