WELCOME to Thursday, October 1, 2015. Analogies and metaphors found in actual high school essays……. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, September 30, 2015. More Clever Wise One-liners…. A boiled egg is hard to beat.A calendar’s days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted:… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, September 29, 2015. Neologism – Alternate Meanings for Common Words Glibido (v): All talk and no action. Cantankerous(n), able to drive a tank. Coffee… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, September 28, 2015. Collective nouns…………….. A jam of tarts A sentence of judges A load of cobblers An expectation of midwives An annoyance of… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, September 25, 2015. Lawyers Transcripts……..really…. Here are some splendid examples, taken from stenographer’s transcripts of real court cases. Lawyer’s question: Have you lived in… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, September 24, 2015. Here’s the story……………. According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, September 23, 2015. Thought Provoking Statements………….. 1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, September 22, 2015. Abbott and Costello Buy a Computer……. If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, “Who’s on first?”… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, September 17, 2015. Getting OldER…………… 06:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. It’s tougher to lose weight, because… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, September 15, 2015. Before and After You Fall in Love………….. Before After “You take my breath away.” “I feel like I’m suffocating.” Twice a… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”