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    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Tuesday, August 25, 2015.    Out of the Mouths of Babes……. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    August 25, 2015 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday, August 24, 2015.     Physics 101……….. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton 1 millionth… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    August 24, 2015 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Thursday, August 20, 2015.     REALISTIC Barbie……….. Finally a Barbie who is able to age gracefully. These are a bit more realistic… funny jokes Bifocals… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    August 20, 2015 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Wednesday, August 19, 2015.     HOW TO SING THE BLUES………. by Lame Mango Washington (attributed to Memphis Earlene Gray with help from Uncle Plunky,  revisions… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    August 19, 2015 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Tuesday, August 18, 2015.     Proverbs of the New Millennium….. 1. Home is where you hang your @. 2. The e-mail of the species is… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    August 18, 2015 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday, August 17, 2015.       “YOU KNOW”………….  “Everything Comes In Threes” – Not true. In reality, everything comes in ones. Sometimes, when three “ones”… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    August 17, 2015 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Wednesday, August 12, 2015.   Groaners for today….. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    August 12, 2015 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Tuesday, August 11, 2015.     DMV The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    August 11, 2015 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Thursday, August 6, 2015.     Insurance Claims……. The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where drivers attempted  to summarize the details of their… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    August 6, 2015 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Tuesday, August 4, 2015.   Nova Award Nominees…. These are the nominees for the Chevy Nova Award. This is given out in honor of the… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    August 4, 2015August 4, 2015 by eucman

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