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Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Monday, August 3, 2015. Actual Lines from Resumes…… Job hunting can provide us with some interesting challenges. It can also provide us with some entertainment.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, July 31, 2015. Amusing Proverbs……. Fools rush in where fools have been before. To avoid duplication, make three copies. It’s called “take home” pay… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, July 30, 2015. Courtroom Quotes….. The following comments & questions from lawyers were taken from official court records nationwide…really! Q: How far apart were… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, July 29, 2015. Steven Wright Thoughts.. All the plants in my house are dead–I shot them last night. I was torturing them by watering… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, July 28, 2015. Ponder These for Tuesday…… Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Monday, July 27, 2015. Monday’s pondering……… Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor….. Atheism is… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Friday, July 24, 2015. Friday’s pondering……… Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it sounds? If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? If a word… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Thursday, July 23, 2015. The following are actual excerpts from history reports and tests from America’s finest high schools and colleges. Spelling has been preserved…. … Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday, July 22, 2015. Children’s Letters to God…. Kids are funny. And not just when they get foreign objects stuck in their noses. … Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday, July 21, 2015. Excerpts from Medical Records. The following quotes were taken from actual medical records, as dictated by physicians…… She has no… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”