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WEDNESDAY’S JOKES, QUOTES, QUIZZLERS AND TEASES!‏

WELCOME to Wednesday May 16, 2012. THE NAME GAME (Again!) If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali. If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d… Read more “WEDNESDAY’S JOKES, QUOTES, QUIZZLERS AND TEASES!‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday May 15, 2012. Music Styles……. JAZZ Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes. BLUES Played exclusively by people who woke up… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Monday May 14, 2012. Ponderings. Why is the word abbreviation so long? How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 9, 2012. New Job Lingo defined…. JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY – We have no time to train you. CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE – We… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday May 8, 2012. Confucius Says …. Man who stand on toilet high on pot. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. He who eats too… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Monday May 7, 2012. Pondering…. Why do they report power outages on TV? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Wednesday May 2, 2012. Bizarre May Holidays….. May 1 is Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day May 2 is Fire Day May 3… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Thursday April 26, 2012. Pondering….. The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to the reach it. Two wrongs are only the beginning. The… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 24, 2012. I find it amazing that life moves as fast as it does! Somebody once said that if a man thinks the… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 12, 2012. Hebonics…. The New York City school board has officially declared Jewish English, now dubbed ‘Hebonics’, as a second language. Backers of… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”