WELCOME to Monday, October 3, 2016. New Zealand Speak… What helped me to understand New Zealand (Zillund) speak, was to read each item out loud: Peck –… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, September 30, 2016. Pure Witticisms…. I started out with nothing…I still have most of it. Some days you’re the dog, some days the hydrant.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, September 23, 2016. Funny Plurals In the English Language….. We’ll begin with a box and the plural is boxes. But the plural of ox should… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, September 22, 2016. ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAMS: Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin produced… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, September 21, 2016. Things in Life I Learned from a Jigsaw Puzzle…. 1. Don’t force a fit. If something is meant to be, it… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, September 14, 2016. More Punography…. When chemists die, technicians barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. How does Moses like his tea. Hebrews… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, September 13, 2016. Punstories…… 1. King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, September 5, 2016. End of Summer Classes for Women at Your Local Adult Learning Center….. Note that due to the complexity and difficulty level… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, September 2, 2016. LIFE PONDERING FOR THE WEEKEND.. Why do they call the airport a terminal if flying is supposed to be safe? Why… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, September 1, 2016. MORE LIFE PONDERING.. Do fish get thirsty? If everything you say is a lie, are you telling the truth, or lying? … Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
The World According to the Eucman! 