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Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 5th, 2026 Here’s The Story….A professor stood before his class of twenty senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam. “I… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

Here’s The Story…..A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 30th, 2025 Here’s The Story….A man just returned from traveling around the USA for a year. He had a lot of stories to… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 10th, 2025 Here’s The Story…..A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 1st, 2025 Here’s The Story…..Marriage Definitions BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony. BRIDE: A woman… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY MARCH 27, 2025 Here’s The Story….A man just returned from traveling around the USA for a year. He had a lot of stories to… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 10, 2025 ENGLISH for TOURISTS Cocktail lounge, Norway: “LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.” On an Athi River highway:… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 7, 2025 Here’s The Story…..Two old men went hunting one day. A hang glider came soaring overheadand the first old man raised his… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 31, 2025 As I Mature… I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do isstalk them and hope they… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 30, 2025 A FEW SIMPLE RULES FOR HAPPY LIVING: Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someoneelse to hold the vegetables while… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”