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Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JULY 30th, 2025 ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAMS: Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin produced electricity… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MAY 14, 2025 Here’s the Story….A tobacco company sent Dave several packages of cigarettes with the explanation:“We are sending you some of our finest… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 23, 2024 Here’s The Story…Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.When asked his… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 12, 2024 HERES THE STORY….My wife has these days when she wants us to “talk about things.”On one of these occasions we were… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to MONDAY JULY 8, 2024 Here’s The Story….There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone cameto the farm and asked the farmer, “What… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to FRIDAY JUNE 21. 2024 Here’s The Story….A Sunday School teacher wanted to use squirrels as an example of a diligent workethic and being prepared. She… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to TUESDAY JUNE 4. 2024 Here’s The Story….I was waiting tables in a noisy lobster restaurant in Maine when a vacationingSoutherner stumped me with a drink… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 17. 2024 Here’s The Story….I was working in a scrap yard during summer vacation at engineering university.I used to work repairing construction equipment.One… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to FRIDAY MARCH 15. 2024 Here are some of the 40 Funniest Words in the English Language—And How to Use Them (4AngieT)THESE FANTY-SHEENY WORDS WILL BUMFUZZLE… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELC0ME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 26. 2024 You Are No Longer “Cool” When You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and you… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”