WELCOME to Wednesday, January 27, 2016. Middle of the week puns…. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Old laser… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, January 25, 2016. Monday’s Punography……. What day of the year is a command to go forward? March 4th. What is the difference between… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, January 22, 2016. Friday’s Puns…………. The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government’s fault. Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, January 20, 2016. THOUGHTS…. 1. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. 2. I used to think… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, January 19, 2016. PUNOGRAPHY…… 1. After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, January 15, 2016. Friday’s Funny English Language…….. A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I warned him… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, January 14, 2016. Physics 101….. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton 1… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, January 13, 2016. Marriage One Liners…………. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. Love is blind but marriage is an… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, January 12, 2016. Here’s the story….. Last week I purchased a burger for $1.58. I handed the cashier $2.00 and started digging for… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, January 11, 2016. Funny Rules of Life…… A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
The World According to the Eucman! 