WELCOME to Tuesday, May 24, 2016. HERE’S THE STORY… A chain of stores that sells husbands has just opened in a town near you. The idea is… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, May 20, 2016. Academic Jargon…… ‘CORRECT WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE’ … Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. ‘ACCORDING TO STATISTICAL ANALYSIS’ … Rumour has it. ‘A… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, May 19, 2016. Evening Classes for Men………… 1) LOSS OF VIRILITY Losing the remote control to your significant other – Help line and support… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, May 17, 2016. Here’s the story……. Eddie and his wife June are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, May 16, 2016. Drive Through ATM: Male / Female Procedures A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: “Please note that this Bank is installing… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, May 13, 2016. Hilarious Sayings…… On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. I don’t have a solution, but… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, May 11, 2016. Twenty Examples of Murphy’s Law…. 1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, May 10, 2016. Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected, frequently humorous. … Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, May 6, 2016. Witticisms……. Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, May 5, 2016. Witticisms…………………….. I started out with nothing…I still have most of it. Some days you’re the dog, some days the hydrant. I… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
The World According to the Eucman! 